Show the girl you love how much you care...

[Shire Le Buff]

...By giving her this...

http://www.inspiredsilver.com/index.cfm?fa=site.showproduct&product_id=948



...goatce ring...

[FAGGOT WATCHIN TRON]

Ethan, I want that for my engagement ring.  Totally not even kidding.

[rosencrantz]

Finally, someone modeled a ring after those electronic HULK HANDS that all the cool kids had a couple of years back.  

Now I can finally give my boyfriend the ring that really says what I feel: that his love makes me want to smash.

[TemporalRift]

I dunno, brass knuckles the thing and you can hit someone with nine fists a punch

[Shire Le Buff]

Nine?

[TemporalRift]

One ring per finger, four fingers, two sets of knuckles per ring plus yours. Nine

[Rhino......................]

I'd be thrilled enough that I could imprint Goatse on someone's forehead once. I think once is enough, but nine is always better than one, as they probably say somewhere.