http://www.dcs.st-and.ac.uk/~morph/Transformer/Holy crap people. This is a website that takes pictures of people's faces and then transforms them as you wish. It is easily the most fun I have ever had on the internet.
And here's why:
First off, let me show you what our friend Dan (Omnicommie) looks like as an asian man:

It fits way too well. The fact that Dan was dressed as a business man to begin with for this picture only makes the image work better.
Moving right along, focus your eye socket eyes at this ghastly picture of Dave (The Dread Pirate Randle) as the black man he always wished he was:

If you think that's the worst it can get, oooooh boy you're wrong.
Behold! Know what Pandora must have first scene when she opened her box of unearthly horrors as you see the African American version of our dear Emperor Ethan:

The
best part of this picture is that the program seems to have completely forgotten about Ethan's neck, ears, and eyebrows. Still, a better job than "Black Face".
Finally. We end this rolling-down-the-stairs-of-hell trip of ours with the picture that makes me laugh uncontrolably for 10 minutes after each viewing. Folks, I give you Dave... as a baby...:

Buah!