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« Reply #40 on: May 17, 2010, 10:54:57 AM »

Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacked.

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« Reply #41 on: May 17, 2010, 11:24:58 AM »

Dude. They should just rename the site to carlycrack.com you're so addicted.
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« Reply #42 on: May 17, 2010, 12:30:06 PM »

That's because it is so addicting! I am addicted to crack(ed)!
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« Reply #43 on: May 17, 2010, 12:43:03 PM »

LOL wordplay.
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« Reply #44 on: May 21, 2010, 09:44:58 AM »

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« Reply #45 on: May 27, 2010, 02:33:08 PM »

Redheads - Chart - Here Ethan, enjoy.

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« Reply #46 on: June 18, 2010, 01:58:55 PM »

Hey remember this? I do!

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« Reply #47 on: June 18, 2010, 04:17:48 PM »

6 Most depressing Happy Endings in Movie History

http://www.cracked.com/article_16570_the-6-most-depressing-happy-endings-in-movie-history_p2.html

Read it all, but Back to the Future's ending is the best:

The "Happy" Ending:

While on a time-travel adventure, young Marty McFly helps his father become less of a pussy and meet his future wife. After returning to his own time, Marty finds that his formerly dysfunctional family is now happy and affluent, the school bully Biff has been made into an indentured servant, and he has a cool new truck.

Wait a Minute...

Marty's family doesn't exist anymore.

Sure the people in his house look the same, but they have completely different personalities from the people he knew and loved before he hopped in the Delorean. The utterly different direction their lives took basically gives his parents personalities as alien to him as pod people from Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

Not to mention the fact that every single conversation and interaction with his parents will be based on a history he has utterly no memory of. How long until they push to have Marty institutionalized, since every memory from his childhood is from some bizarre alternate reality that no one else shares?

On top of all that, while the movie wants us to cheer Biff becoming a menial laborer for the McFlys as a nice bit of karmic comeuppance, we can't help but think that it's a bad idea to give a house key to the guy who once tried to rape your wife.
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« Reply #48 on: July 16, 2010, 11:56:27 AM »

Yes it is that time again.

The 9 Most Statistically Terrifying Days on the Calendar - As a special bonus, they are totally using the Google Calendar app. I use that as my day planner!
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« Reply #49 on: July 21, 2010, 02:19:30 PM »

7 Terrifying Prehistoric Creatures (That Are Still Around) - Ethan I am pretty sure they wrote this one especially for you.  Smiley
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« Reply #50 on: August 09, 2010, 02:32:28 PM »

Dunno if any of you jerks read this stuff, but oh well your loss if you don't!

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