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Larry Flyntz
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« on: June 17, 2005, 11:05:37 PM »

You saw it coming.

1. Brussels Sprouts
2. Broccoli
3. Mushrooms
4. Cauliflower
5. Carrots (I've never understood how people can snack on carrots. They make me want to throw up.)
Wild Card: Mustard. Sort of a solid, sort of a liquid. Anyway, mustard really grosses me out, and not just the taste of it. I can't stand the sight of mustard. Watching someone pour mustard on hot dog or a pretzel actually makes me queasy. And if someone gets it on their face or hand, it only makes it worse.

I speak of this in such detail because we had hot dogs the other night, and Joe indeed drenched it in mustard and got it on his face, and I was very grossed out. I don't know; some people are grossed out by blood; I'm grossed out by mustard.

Yeesh, all vegetables (except mustard). I can't stand most vegetables. The only ones I'll eat alone are lettuce, spinach, peas, and corn. I'll eat onions and carrots if they're in something like a soup or a pot pie. But
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« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2005, 12:25:06 AM »

Mayo- Above all the nastiest substance known to man. It smells bad, tastes worse and if you dare eat it warm may God have mercy on you.

Chocolate cake/pastry(In large doses)- I can eat a brownie or a really small peice of cake but too much and I just get sick to my stomach.

Olives- Dunno just don't like the taste

Steamed vegtables- Too nasty a of consitency

Veal- I hate the taste, yeah sure it sucks what they do to baby cows but I don't like it because I think it tastes bad.
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« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2005, 11:40:59 AM »

I actually like veal a lot when its cooked in some flower and other stuff. :)
I don't eat it a lot, especially when I found out where it came from. :(

no order:

1. Mustard - Can't stand the smell of it, Yet alone the sour taste
2. Meat Loaf - God I hate the shit so much.
3. Ranch dressing WITH pizza - Kind of a mix, I know. But the shit is dreadful.
4. Tuna - Don't like it.
5. sausage - No comment.
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« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2005, 03:01:12 PM »

-  Hotdogs.  I haven't been able to eat a hotdog since I was about 10.  See, I was at a horseshow and I had a hotdog.  Later that night I got sick and threw up.  Ever since then, all I can associate hotdogs with are tiny partially digested hotdog chunks, and let me tell you, that isn't exactly appealing.  Oddly enough, however, I love corndogs.

-  Saeten.  I'm not even sure if that's how you spell it, but it was this wheat gluten based meat substitute my mom used to make us eat back when we were vegetarians.  When cooked, it had a consistency somewhere near rubber and looked kind of like poop.  I'm still not entirely conviced it was actually edible.

-  Lamb.  People love this shit and I don't get why.  I don't care that its little baby sheep, and to prove this I have, on several occasions, eaten lamb.  But each time ends with the exact same reaction from me - total and utter disgust.  Lamb tastes like a barnyard smells, and from someone who grew up on a farm, that is not a pleasant association.

-  Any sort of spicey pepper.  I hate them.

- Lima beans.  They taste like wax would taste if you were stupid enough to eat it.
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Larry Flyntz
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« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2005, 03:44:12 PM »

Quote from: "hothotpot"
Saeten.


I don't care how this is actually pronounced, I'm going to pronounce it "Satan."
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« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2005, 08:58:25 PM »

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Quote from: "hothotpot"
Saeten.


I don't care how this is actually pronounced, I'm going to pronounce it "Satan."


Yeah, you're more or less right.  The difference in pronunciation is so little, that it really doesn't matter.  And since the shit tasted like it was produced in the very bowels of the Dark Lord of Hell himself, I think the name is perfectly fitting!
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