Beer-Loving Space Pirates of the Greater Philadelphia Area

[الله أكبر]

Check this shiz:

The Foodery
http://www.fooderybeer.com/beers.html

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I'm tempted to begin a mission to go through the whole list and try every beer on there that I haven't had yet. But...I don't wanna be an alcoholic, so maybe I'll do all of them except any IPAs and Pale Ales.

[FAGGOT WATCHIN TRON]

Lets do it together!!! Our lists would probably be pretty close. We can take the train from my house and go to the place and drink all day then take the train home!

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Ok. I seriously want to do this. When can we?




Let's go drink ALL the beers.

[FAGGOT WATCHIN TRON]

Let's go Valentine's Day weekend. It can be our special day. 

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This is exactly why people think we're a couple. 




(yes)

[FAGGOT WATCHIN TRON]

This is exactly why people think we're a couple. 

Because we (secretly) are?

(yes)

Sweet! I cannot wait to drink all the beers with you.

[FAGGOT WATCHIN TRON]

Mary, upon closer inspection of this list, I think it would be close to impossible for us to drink ALL THE BEER we have not already drank in one day at this place. I am pretty sure out blood would just become beer at which point we would die from our blood becoming beer. Also it would cost thousands of dollars, I'm pretty sure.

THAT BEING SAID, I still fully plan on drinking as many of the beers as possible, just perhaps not all the beer.

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But this is a list of all the beers they've ever had. Not a list of the ones they currently have. That list would be smaller, and possibly do-able. DO NOT GET A DEFEATIST ATTITUDE ON ME NOW! Where's your pride? Your ambition?...to drink ALL THE BEER (except IPAs...and you know...ones we know we won't like.)



WE WILL DRINK ALL THE BEER!!! (say it loud, say it proud)