Super Mario 3 is the best game ever created

[oatmeal fetish....]

And the best powerup in the game is undoubtably the hamer bros. suit. As soon as I got it I played the rest of the game with it, and eventualy used it to hand bowser his ass in 5 fucking seconds (notice the time).

[The Ocean]

It is indeed the greatest game of all time. The warp whistles were sweet.

[Shire Le Buff]

WARP WHISTLES ARE FOR PUSSIES.

I've played and beaten ever level of that game.   Even the looping one that doesn't make any fucking sense.  

You aparently can also beat Bowser quickly by jumping on him repetively, but I don't know if that's true or not.

Hammer Brother suit can kill anything.   Even those Pound Block guys.   It's a beautiful thing.

[oatmeal fetish....]

you can beat bowser by jumping on him, but it takes a while.

(I have a state saved right before the fight so I've been experimenting)

[FAGGOT WATCHIN TRON]

I've played and beaten ever level of that game.   Even the looping one that doesn't make any fucking sense.

I have also played every level, but that was some time ago and I can't remember for the life of me which level you're talking about.  What world was it in?

[Anonymous]

I for one am hurt and offended.  Ethan, you of all people should know the real best game of all time.  Even though you are awful at it and lost to me constantly in fits of furious crying, Halo is still, by far, the greatest game of all time.  Fuck all this old school shit.  And if you want to get all 2D:  Super Street Fight II Championship or Castlevania Symphony of the Night.  Maybe Burger Time.  Okay so Burger Time wins.

[Anonymous]

Forgot to log in before I demolished you with my witful repartee.  Consider yourselves warned.

[Anonymous]

There.  This time for real.  Vote for Bogart!

[oatmeal fetish....]

Its been to long since I've played halo with anyone who doesn't sit in a tower with a sniper rifle and sword for the entire game. Its excellence is slowly being lost to me. I must come home!

[oatmeal fetish....]