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Shire Le Buff
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« on: March 31, 2009, 09:46:21 AM »

http://thefortuno.com/crab-attack/

That town must be feeling crabby!

Hope they are sharing with everyone and not being so shellfish!

I'M SEEING RED.

They're really in a pinch!

How they aren't eaten by horrible beach monsters!

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« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2009, 10:24:41 AM »












The end of days at last.
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Shire Le Buff
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« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2009, 10:37:56 AM »

They always asked if the end of the world would come by fire or by ice but I always knew the answer. The answer was crabs.
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« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2009, 03:16:10 PM »

Thanks a lot, pope Benedick. mad
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« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2009, 06:14:49 PM »

UGH BLUCH  barf
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« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2009, 06:45:08 PM »

UGH BLUCH  barf

What are you talking about, this looks delicious!!!
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« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2009, 10:28:03 PM »

UGH BLUCH  barf

What are you talking about, this looks delicious!!!

seriously
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« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2009, 11:18:50 PM »

If Seven Year Old Nick saw this he would start stomping and screaming.
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« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2009, 11:38:42 PM »

If Seven Year Old Nick saw this he would start stomping and screaming.

22 year old Ethan had no qualms about doing this exact thing.
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« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2009, 12:04:28 PM »

If Seven Year Old Nick saw this he would start stomping and screaming.

22 year old Ethan had no qualms about doing this exact thing.

Ethan I am completely with you on this one. That is fucking awful. If I lived there, I would lock my door, stuff towels under every possible opening to the outside world and curl up in the fetal position in my bedroom until the TV told me the horrible horrible sea beasts were all gone. Or just kill myself because clearly this is the ushering in of Armageddon.
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« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2009, 01:42:03 PM »

I'd be grabbing as many as I can and throwing them in a giant pot of boiling water.  NOM NOM SHELLFISH.
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« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2009, 02:28:02 PM »

So, do we know how/why this happened?
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Larry Flyntz
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« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2009, 02:45:42 PM »

I think I saw something about this on the Discovery Channel.  I think this happens every year in this town - apparently it's just part of the normal breeding cycle.
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« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2009, 03:03:28 PM »

Note to self: do not move to crab-town.
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« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2009, 03:45:47 PM »

So are you not supposed to disturb their mating habits, or is it pretty much just a mobile all you can eat?
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« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2009, 04:07:35 PM »

Didn't they already make this movie but with spiders.
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Larry Flyntz
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« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2009, 04:18:57 PM »

Didn't they already make this movie but with spiders.

Now that would be worth barf ing over.
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Shire Le Buff
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« Reply #17 on: April 01, 2009, 04:24:34 PM »

I remember watching stuff about this yearly shit storm too. I think its just something they all tolerate and the charm of being able to walk outside and pick up a crab is quickly trumped by the terror of stepping over hundreds of baby crabs in your kitchen.

Look at that first mother fucking picture Seth posted. That's not moss. That red orangey stuff is a swarm of baby crabs.
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« Reply #18 on: April 01, 2009, 04:46:46 PM »

Yeah, that first picture is pretty disgusting.  Baby crabs are practically spiders!  UCH!
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