I've had this idea for a while. Being an avid fan of all comics, including Blondie and Marmaduke, Sometimes I like to rewrite their punchlines.
The concept of this thread is to ruin a joke in a comic by rewritng the punchline and making the joke null and void. I made a first attempt on the spot for an example and a kick-off image, but it sucks. Be better than this.

Also if someone could tell me a good comic font, that'd be tops.