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« on: April 24, 2008, 03:43:47 PM »

THE FUTURE!!!

after hearing about Dean Kamen's new "Slingshot" water purifier, my fears about the future of society have been slightly lessened.  For those who don't know - the dude who invented the wheelchair that climbs chairs and stands on two wheels so the person is at eye height and later the Segway, has recently unveiled a new box thing that can purify water - any water (even with poison in it) to clean water, and it runs off of cow shit. Also, a permuation of the same machine can generate enough energy to run 70 energy efficient lightbulbs.

costs between 1000 and 2000 bucks, and one day when I have a house of my own I'm gonna get one. I can't wait.  Instead of pissing in a toilet you could just piss in this machine and poop in the energy slot and it'll turn your piss into clean water.  Well I'm not sure about the pooping part but the pissing part is true.

Also in researching this new invention I learned about Stirling engines, which are mind-blowing genius Honestly, what an invention!


Please discuss, and post other awesome technological shit you find or know of!
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« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2008, 07:57:21 AM »

Don't blame yourself. If its not in asshat, threads don't really stand much of a chance these days.
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« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2008, 11:07:19 PM »

Man Regrows finger: HOLY SHIT

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7354458.stm

this can't be true. that's just too fucking awesome.

I mean holy shit. Just holy fucking shit
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« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2008, 09:59:53 AM »

That's simply amazing.
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« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2008, 03:14:10 PM »

The Pacemaker Portable DJ system.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uP50lVMm2gM[/youtube]
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« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2008, 06:48:32 PM »

The Pacemaker Portable DJ system.
If you can scratch with that thing, that's amazing.
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« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2008, 10:36:36 AM »

http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/04/27/business/27proto.php

Pay $ 300 to convert your car to run on Ethanol, and buy this machine to synthesize ethanol in your backyard for $1/gallon.  It's likely you could convert the machine to run on something like switchgrass (or some other cellulosic plant) and grow fuel in a small field in your backyard. 
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« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2008, 11:18:25 PM »

Anyone seen the new cloth-skinned BMW??
http://www.37signals.com/svn/posts/1075-bmws-fascinating-gina-light-visionary-model-design-study


Fucking amazing shit. I can't understand why we didn't think of this before (not the moving bits, but the whole cloth instead of metal) Seems like it'd be about 10x simpler and easier to manufacture, not to mention beneficial to Miles Per Gallon, as sheet metal weighs substantially more than ... cloth. 

My only concern is how well it holds up under high speeds. But then, japanese Zeroes used to be nothing but silk over a wooden frame so I guess things'll be cool.
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« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2008, 11:38:59 PM »

I've been hearing a lot about decreasing the weight of cars instead of reworking the engines to save gas. Kind of makes you feel stupid when you realize the advantage of lighter cars. The only downside is a guaranteed death in case of an accident.
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« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2008, 12:30:40 AM »

I've been hearing a lot about decreasing the weight of cars instead of reworking the engines to save gas. Kind of makes you feel stupid when you realize the advantage of lighter cars. The only downside is a guaranteed death in case of an accident.

As far as cloth skin goes, the sheet metal plating on the outside of a car does relatively little for accident protection - at life threatening speeds sheet metal crumbles pretty much like paper does - the frame and rollcages of the car do the most as far as impact protection goes. However, hiding behind a car, i imagine, would be significantly less cover in a shootout situation.
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« Reply #10 on: June 12, 2008, 08:34:38 PM »

But death-causing speeds for sheet metal isn't going to be the same speed as a cloth car. I'd much rather someone hit me with a barrier of metal.
Still really cool looking, though. It looks fake. I imagine it would be a lot harder to keep clean, also.
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« Reply #11 on: June 12, 2008, 10:55:09 PM »

another article on the car:
http://blog.wired.com/cars/2008/06/bmw-builds-a-ca.html
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BMW says GINA is built on a space frame that provides all the safety of a conventional car...

The safety rating of a car is based off of how well the frame and skeleton of the car can work to protect the passengers - the skin of a car is negligible, it exists to make the car aerodynamic. Look at Nascar cars (is that redundant? is it just Nascars? whatever) that are covered by fiberglass and plastic in order to make the cars lighter - you see horrible horrible crashes (in my case, thats why I watch nascar) and yet in all the vicious crashes, there are few injuries and even fewer deaths.  Again, its the car's frame and chassis that determines the saftey of a car, not the skin.

 in fact, it might even be more dangerous to have a metal skin, considering the sharp edges and entrapping effect that it can have when the metal is crumpled around the passengers.  Though, a fabric skin might light on fire a little bit more easily, and make a car easier to break into, as well. :/

If you took the same car, only with metal for skin and crashed the two together at equal speeds, the metal skinned one would undoubtedly do more and recieve less damage because of differing amounts of potential energy (more mass = more momentum) if however the speeds were adjusted so that each car had equal momentum, I think you'd find the amount of damage to each car and subsequently the saftey rating to be about the same.  Remember, most saftey rating tests are done by crashing cars into walls, or having fixed amounts of mass crash into the sides of different cars.

If you crashed both hypothetical cars into a wall at the same speed, more damage would end up being dealt to the frame of the metal skinned car, because of its larger mass. You might say that the "stronger'' metal skin would add to safety in this situation but the skin isn't made to add safety to the car, and whatever protection it might add would be miniscule - again, its skin, it serves to make the car more aerodynamic.

to end the quote I used above, though...
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but we suspect people - not to mention BMW's lawyers and government regulators - wouldn't embrace fabric bodies.

Lets face it, the american mob is more impressionable and much stupider than us, and as cool as it looks, and as sensible it seems, I don't think its going to fly any time soon. Though with steeply rising oil prices and inflation, who knows?
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« Reply #12 on: June 13, 2008, 08:22:22 AM »

The only way something like this would work would be if it became widely available right away in an affordable price range. Or if all car manufacturers decided to switch to cloth frames. Whatever, it'll probably be all the rage in Europe in a few years and then one or two really rich pretentious assholes will import a few over here (see the douchebag that bought a Smart Car in my development) and that will the end of that fad. I think the REAL problem is Americans clamour on about alternative fuel and we need to make things better for the environment blah blah blah but really what we want is big honkin' cars with huge engines and lots of speed so we can all feel like we have bigger penises than everyone else. Europeans have been driving tiny cars for decades, and we're still producing our fuel guzzlers. And I really doubt anything will ever seriously change that mentality.
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« Reply #13 on: June 13, 2008, 11:30:13 AM »

As far as feasability I'll have to agree with you Carly - the reason that the "Segway" didn't immediately take off was because of its huge cost - for the same amount (I think it was 5000 bux) one could just as easily buy a motorcycle or used car, and go much faster.  I think that the key to converting to cloth frames would have to depend on something that the manufacturers could market and capitalize on - if a cloth exterior were not only the fashionable and green thing to do, but also cut the cost of production for the car substantially, I think that a cloth car could perhaps become the norm.

Part of the reason europeans have been driving small cars is because europe is so darn small itself - its easier to make cars that fit the roads than replan cities to fit cars. Additionally, I hear oil prices are through the roof over there and I'm sure that plays a huge role in car size.  If gas prices continue to spike in this manner, at this rate, I think cars in america will generally speaking begin to shrink, and/or disappear from the road as mass transit becomes more popular. As a frequent commuter in Baltimore I've noticed a significant change in the amount of people on the light-rail and the metro system in baltimore, and there is no doubt in my mind that that is related to gas prices. 
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« Reply #14 on: June 17, 2008, 12:18:50 AM »

Another cool green thing:

http://www.popsci.com/files/imagecache/article_image_large/files/articles/invent_turb_main.jpg

Why have huge expensive to make wind turbines when you could have a smaller one that does the same thing?

http://www.popsci.com/scitech/article/2008-05/ten-times-turbine

very cool.
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« Reply #15 on: June 17, 2008, 02:12:36 PM »

Honda is mass producing a hydrogen car.

Too bad it pollutes more to produce hydrogen than to just use gasoline you fools! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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« Reply #16 on: June 23, 2008, 03:54:44 PM »

MIT Students Develop Revolutionary Solar Dish That is Hot Enough to Melt Steel:


http://www.dailytech.com/MIT+Students+Develop+Revolutionary+Solar+Dish+That+is+Hot+Enough+to+Melt+Steel/article12153.htm

Another  doh invention, still, this type of thing could definitely improve solar energy generation, or at the very least increase efficiency at coal/fossil fuel plants (heat up the water before it goes to be heated by the fuel)

Kickass, I say!

more info and some videos:
http://web.mit.edu/newsoffice/2008/solar-dish-0618.html
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« Reply #17 on: August 11, 2008, 01:51:02 PM »

INVISIBILITY CLOAK, you guys!

http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/science/08/11/invisibility.cloak.ap/index.html?iref=werecommend
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« Reply #18 on: August 11, 2008, 08:43:36 PM »

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« Reply #19 on: August 11, 2008, 10:10:40 PM »

holy shit
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