FAGGOT WATCHIN TRON
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« on: April 13, 2005, 11:29:44 PM » |
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http://sify.com/movies/hollywood/fullstory.php?id=13715889Just an interesting little article Ethan brought to my attention, which apparently he found through SA. I figured I'd post it for the amusement of those of us who don't frequent SA, since it is pretty funny. And awesome. ...and kind of hot.
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Violent Unrest in Allentown
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« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2005, 11:31:54 PM » |
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I never thought I'd agree with Jolie on anything until this!
"I was surprised when I suddenly found myself having these feelings for a girl, wanting to kiss her and wanting to touch her."
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« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2005, 08:47:00 AM » |
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I got my horniness for the day.
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TemporalRift
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« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2005, 11:37:23 AM » |
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Well hot damn. I bet it'll be less than two months before there's some lezzy action leaked
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I'm The Doctor. I'm a Time Lord. I'm from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborus and I'm the man who is going to save all your lives and those of the six billion people below.
Have you got a problem with that?
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Shire Le Buff
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« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2005, 12:06:14 PM » |
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Angelina Jolie: The leading expert in lesbian sex.
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« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2005, 02:56:12 PM » |
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I wonder how Brad Pitt feels about all this.
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FAGGOT WATCHIN TRON
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« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2005, 03:26:25 PM » |
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Probably pretty damned excited. I get the sense that Jennifer Aniston is a stuck up bitch, and I bet Angelina would be more than willing to get a little three-way action going on with Brad and any of her "female fans." And come on, what guy wouldn't want to be in a threesome that includes Angelina Jolie? A gay man, that's who.
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Violent Unrest in Allentown
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« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2005, 03:32:39 PM » |
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Not even. He'd just comment on her voluptuos juicy lips, design her living room and fuck her senselss.
Worst. Sentence. Ever.
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The Ocean
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« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2005, 09:39:24 PM » |
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I thought it was old news that Angelina Jolie is bisexual....
Anyway, there is nobody on the planet that doesn't want to have sex with her... nobody SANE anyway.
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Shire Le Buff
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« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2005, 10:19:02 PM » |
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She's pretty insane herself. Sleeping with her is a bit of a risk. A risk involving sleeping pills and that knife from Hannibal.
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« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2005, 10:49:22 PM » |
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I really don't think she's all that hot. Would I have sex with her, of course but I do actively want her or anything. I just wouldn't turn it down if the situation arised.
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« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2005, 02:03:56 PM » |
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I thought it was old news that Angelina Jolie is bisexual....
Anyway, there is nobody on the planet that doesn't want to have sex with her... nobody SANE anyway. Dude she was in a relationship with her BROTHER. Being lez is cheap shit next to incest. I don't think there is anyone or ANYTHING she won't have sex with. [sorry for ending with a preposition] On a side note, both she and brad are getting old and less hott by the second. Maybe it's because I hate that he split w/ Jen and went right into the sack with Angelina. Is that article even legit?
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The Ocean
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« Reply #12 on: April 16, 2005, 12:27:12 PM » |
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I thought it was old news that Angelina Jolie is bisexual....
Anyway, there is nobody on the planet that doesn't want to have sex with her... nobody SANE anyway. Dude she was in a relationship with her BROTHER. Being lez is cheap shit next to incest. Nice to see you not only READ the National Inquirer or Star magazine but you actually believe that shit too.
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« Reply #13 on: April 16, 2005, 06:20:03 PM » |
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Except that there was a news report with video of her french kissing her brother full on the mouth at an awards show. And any fucking way, I guess you knowing that she's bisexual is much more of a refined and not-at-all-involved-in entertainment bit o' news
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