Top Five Worst Ways To Die

[Rhino......................]

[oatmeal fetish....]

2. swallowing an 8-ball (of opium, not pool)

how about having to eat billiard balls until they kill you?

[الله أكبر]

Yeah, this thread is old, but Seth, do you remember Ross Sager's preferred way of dying? I think it involved strapping dynamite all over himself, then jumping off a building toward a pit of spikes, and then having the dynamite explode upon impact of said spikes.

Ross 

[WWW.SETH.COM]

Ross! Man, I miss that kid. I think he a couple of these. We should look him up and breathe life into this thread.

[الله أكبر]

We should make him join SP, and have him post in this thread over and over again, coming up with new ways to die.

[FAGGOT WATCHIN TRON]

This thread actually ended up being pretty funny given its topic. Also here's mine.

5. Burning to death (like on a stake)
4. Falling from an insane height
3. Being ripped apart, ala Drawn and Quartered
2. Brutal stabbing
1. Smothered death by a million billion spiders

and one extra just for good measure

Boo Box

[Violent Unrest in Allentown]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3fhi2G0K5I[/youtube]

[WWW.SETH.COM]

I heard (I'm pretty sure from Ethan) that once you give up and consign yourself to drowning, your body begins releasing drugs like crazy and you just become euphoric/triptastic. I think this information is supposed to come from people who have been saved after a drowning but I am not sure.

[oatmeal fetish....]

I heard (I'm pretty sure from Ethan) that once you give up and consign yourself to drowning, your body begins releasing drugs like crazy and you just become euphoric/triptastic. I think this information is supposed to come from people who have been saved after a drowning but I am not sure.

Yep. By all accounts it is quite euphoric. 

[Rhino......................]

Yeah, your brain releases a shit-ton of chemicals when it's fairly certain you're about to die to make what would otherwise be horrifically painful into a beautiful dream. This is where a lot of those accounts of people being clinically dead for a few minutes and seeing a beautiful light with all of their dead relatives calling to them supposedly comes from.

Nogod 08

[WWW.SETH.COM]

I believe that this discussion Ethan and I were having ended with him persuading me that drowning, which ends in a painless hallucination of being accepted into Heaven, was a better way to die than burning to death, wherein the victim's thrashing, scorched body is immolated in a conflagration leaving nigh-unidentifiable remains.

[Violent Unrest in Allentown]

The act of fucking fire is still the reigning champ.

[oatmeal fetish....]

but all your nerve endings would burn??
i bet the worst part would be the smell

Not before your blood boils and your internal organs explode 

[TheOfficer]

1. Ebola, liquified organs while you're still alive. 
2. since I experienced a milder version of this the other day with a case of stomach flu, I'm going to have to say shitting and/or puking my organs out.
3. Burning to death
4. Being skinned and flayed
5. Having my pacemaker explode while inside me.

 

[The Ocean]

The act of fucking fire is still the reigning champ.

I maintain that the act of fucking fire whilst also drowning would be MUCH worse. Not only are your balls burning off but your brain is releasing chemicals that somehow make you feel euphoric.... while your balls are burning.