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« on: April 06, 2007, 12:21:52 PM »

This is just of to satisfy my own morbid curiosity about how people fear they may die

1. Burned alive
2. Shot in the stomach
3. Eaten alive
4. Raped to death
5. Blown up with a snuke (like the guy in Man on Fire)
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« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2007, 12:38:26 PM »

1. Cheese grater.
2. Meat grinder.
3. Suffocation
4. Starvation
5. FIRE
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« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2007, 03:22:49 PM »

Interesting note, everything that kills you does it by suffocation. The thing that always takes out the brain is lack of oxygen.
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« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2007, 11:59:47 PM »

1. Drowning in Elephant Shit
2. Paranhas
3. Botched surgery
4. Perforated Colon from sex with a Horse
5. Overeating
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« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2007, 03:13:43 PM »

5. Raped to death by Andy Dick
4. Dying anywhere nearby to Andy Dick
3. Drowning
2. Being hit by an Ambulence
1. Fucking fire
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« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2007, 03:18:20 PM »

Quote from: "The Ocean"
1. Fucking fire


Actual intercourse or are you appending a frivolous argument to increase the impact of your number one top five choice?
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« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2007, 03:19:54 PM »

Quote from: "omnicommie"
Quote from: "The Ocean"
1. Fucking fire


Actual intercourse or are you appending a frivolous argument to increase the impact of your number one top five choice?


Option #2. Man, there needs to be a new punctuation mark of some kind for stuff like that.
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« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2007, 03:21:33 PM »

1. The action of fucking fire
2. The action of fucking fire
3. The action of fucking fire
4. The action of fucking fire
5. The action of fucking fire
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« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2007, 03:26:00 PM »

Quote from: "omnicommie"
1. The action of fucking fire
2. The action of fucking fire
3. The action of fucking fire
4. The action of fucking fire
5. The action of fucking fire


How about the action of fucking fire whilst drowning.
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« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2007, 03:27:41 PM »

Quote from: "The Ocean"
Quote from: "omnicommie"
1. The action of fucking fire
2. The action of fucking fire
3. The action of fucking fire
4. The action of fucking fire
5. The action of fucking fire


How about the action of fucking fire whilst drowning.


How about excreting all your organs through the anus?
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« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2007, 03:29:02 PM »

Quote from: "omnicommie"
Quote from: "The Ocean"
Quote from: "omnicommie"
1. The action of fucking fire
2. The action of fucking fire
3. The action of fucking fire
4. The action of fucking fire
5. The action of fucking fire


How about the action of fucking fire whilst drowning.


How about excreting all your organs through the anus?


Since the skin is technically an organ... that would look weird. Like putting your lip over your head and swallowing it.
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« Reply #11 on: April 12, 2007, 03:34:07 PM »

Quote from: "The Ocean"
Since the skin is technically an organ... that would look weird. Like putting your lip over your head and swallowing it.


Fine, just the innards.

AIDS seems pretty rough.
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« Reply #12 on: April 12, 2007, 03:35:14 PM »

Quote from: "omnicommie"
Quote from: "The Ocean"
Since the skin is technically an organ... that would look weird. Like putting your lip over your head and swallowing it.


Fine, just the innards.

AIDS seems pretty rough.


What about Super AIDS or Cat AIDS
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« Reply #13 on: April 12, 2007, 03:43:23 PM »

in no order

1. crucifixion
2. swallowing an 8-ball (of opium, not pool)
3. bleeding to death from a gut wound
4. being eaten alive
5. you're in a medieval torture chamber, pick one
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« Reply #14 on: April 12, 2007, 03:50:24 PM »

Quote from: "Um Ginger"
in no order

1. crucifixion
2. swallowing an 8-ball (of opium, not pool)
3. bleeding to death from a gut wound
4. being eaten alive
5. you're in a medieval torture chamber, pick one


The IRON MAIDEN!
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« Reply #15 on: April 12, 2007, 03:54:35 PM »

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« Reply #16 on: April 12, 2007, 03:59:15 PM »

Quote from: "The Dread Pirate Randle"
Sarlaac Pit Colbert


The one without the monster head or the Special Edition one?
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« Reply #17 on: April 12, 2007, 04:16:41 PM »

Quote from: "The Ocean"
Quote from: "The Dread Pirate Randle"
Sarlaac Pit Colbert


The one without the monster head or the Special Edition one?


What the fuck do you think?
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« Reply #18 on: April 12, 2007, 04:44:32 PM »

Quote from: "omnicommie"
Quote from: "The Ocean"
Quote from: "The Dread Pirate Randle"
Sarlaac Pit Colbert


The one without the monster head or the Special Edition one?


What the fuck do you think?


That Han shot first like everybody else. Just asking for clarification on the gruesome death meme.  Wookie
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« Reply #19 on: April 12, 2007, 07:31:56 PM »

There is only one.
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