Top 5 Bad Pick-Up Lines

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Has anyone actually used these?

1. Are you from heaven? 'Cause I've got an erection.
2. Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
3. That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
4. Are those Astronaut pants? 'Cause that ass is out of this world!
5. Do you swallow?

[Jelone]

1. Hey, is your grandma dead? Good, 'cause I'm gonna fuck you!
2. Why hello. You just burst my mayonaise packet.
3. Are your parents retarded? 'Cause you sure are special.
4. SUCK MY DICK!!
5. I wanna be on you.

Side note: #5 is the line I used to pick up my current girlfriend. Anchorman knows how to bring in the ladies and gents.

[Rhino......................]

NO ORDER

-Are you a laser 'cause I've got a lazy eye and it can't stop staring at your rancid muff.
-FREE FO A DORAH
-Pretend for one god damn fucking second that you're not a filthy insipid whore and let me stick my drill in your ass.
-New Meatsa Trioooooooo!!!!
-Did you just fall from heaven 'cause your legs are splintered and gushing blood.

[Jelone]

-New Meatsa Trioooooooo!!!!

WE HAVE A WINNER.

[Coney_Island_n*gga1983]

"that dress looks very becoming on you. if i were on you i'd be cumming too." -- anon.

[steev]

SlingBlade: "In compliance with Megan's Law, I am required to inform you that I am a convicted sex offender. Can I buy you a drink?"

[Violent Unrest in Allentown]

You have soft hands.... just like Mother's hands. Soft, soft hands...

[Pube Truth]

this was too good to ignore.

5. Want to come to a club where people wee on each other?
4. Ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?
3. I'm going to hurt you. I like you. What do you think of me?...Make an assessment.
2. Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
1. STICK IT IN!

5-3 from old gregg. you tube it.