Another Way to Waste Your Time

[FAGGOT WATCHIN TRON]

From the goddamned website that brought you Nanaca Crash (also known as "that crazy bike Jap game")  comes Tontie.  It's the most goddamned addicting game I've ever played, espicially since it relies entirely on your skill, and not just dumb luck like Nanaca Crash.

Play Here!  Or don't, if you value your fucking sanity.

[Shire Le Buff]

I got to level six.   I'm going to try again.   Goodbye.

[FAGGOT WATCHIN TRON]

I just got to level 9 and it was the hardest thing in the world.  Fuck that game.

[Violent Unrest in Allentown]

Wow. Working that numpad at the Giant cash registers really paid off.

[FAGGOT WATCHIN TRON]

So at some point during the months of my avid Tontie addiction, I found the actual creator's site of the game, with an updated version.  (Located Here)

For months I was addicted to this game, and probably still am.  I craved it like a smoker craves nicotine, an alcoholic craves the sauce, a crack addict craves the sweet sweet smack.  I was able to beat, consistently, UP TO level 20 (the last level of the game) but never ACTUALLY BEAT it.  It was my Achilles heel, and it tormented me.  Finally, however, VICTORY WAS MINE!



I am the Tontie Master.  Never has a victory tasted so sweet.

[TemporalRift]

That should be on a shirt

[Larry Flyntz]

I played Tontie for a while. I held the high score for it on the ComradeF forums. No one else even came close, but it seems you guys can own me.

[FAGGOT WATCHIN TRON]

Honestly, it was dumb fucking luck I beat the last level.  The only reason I managed was because everytime a house came up, I would go into it just because whenever you do, all the baddies on the screen clear and that would give me a second or two interval to just attack the main baddie without worrying.  Also, I got that gun.  Without that gun, I never would have made it.