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« on: January 29, 2007, 06:24:05 PM »

You know that kid in your first grade class that had a name like Philadelphia Smith? A name that made you think, "wow, that guy's parents must have really hatd him..." I want to hear those names. (I'm including last names behind mine, but it is not necessary) For example:

1. Lazar Henderson (like that guy in Fiddler On The Roof)
2. Pikachu Jones
3. Napoleon Mendlebaum
4. Nefarious Jouhnson (that actually might be kind of cool)
5. Oreo Phillips

Have fun with this
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« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2007, 06:39:00 PM »

1. Kamir (pronounced Ka-Mir)
-the psychological trauma this will cause along with awkward situations will be priceless
2. Abcde
3. Tito
- He'll be playing second fiddle his whole life
4. Anything after a city, I get furious whenever I hear a person named Cheyenne or Paris.  I instantly think two things, pansy and future porn star (if they are female).
5. Star (you're only setting your kid up to fail)
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« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2007, 02:02:13 PM »

My children will have these names whether I love them or hate them.

5. Borstwix
4. Butterson
3. Mrs. Crumpet (first name; not gender discriminate)
2. Haggot
1. Wamelltoe
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« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2007, 02:26:59 PM »

5. Jelk
4. Stilkmantibrown
3. Alka Seltzer Nigger Parade
2. 2001: A Space Oddesey
1. Metaluna
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« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2007, 07:17:45 PM »

5. Pokemon
4. Aurora Borealis
3. Kevin
2. Top Five Jive
1. Professor Dumptruck
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« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2007, 10:15:56 PM »

1) Shock Tart
2) Tubular Bob
3) Heywood
4) Sy Snoodles
5) Adolf Hitler
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« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2007, 09:58:18 PM »

1. Ethan
2. Kahn
3. Ashley
4. Snynor
5. Osama
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« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2007, 10:26:12 PM »

1 shit for tits
2 o doyle
3 finister
4 awesome klingon fighter
5 viper
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« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2007, 10:01:22 PM »

5. Q-bert Carfagno
4. Quincy Carfagno
3. Murray Carfagno(see Scrubs episode with Matthew Perry)
2.  Frap Carfagno
1. Federline Carfagno
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« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2007, 10:27:59 PM »

The Brown Bomber-Yea its a first name
Bundo
Gaylord-I hope that will still be culturally relevant

Thats it
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« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2007, 08:29:24 AM »

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Hehe. Best one yet.
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« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2007, 10:05:07 AM »

We have been out of highschool how long? Yet Bundo jokes are still funny.
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« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2007, 11:11:08 AM »

why the fuck doesn't bundo post here?
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« Reply #13 on: April 05, 2007, 11:38:49 AM »

Bundo doesn't have a soul and therefore is unable to touch computers.
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« Reply #14 on: April 05, 2007, 03:44:05 PM »

He's in the Space Pirates Facebook group.

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