The opposite sex

[Cowboyninja]

File your top 5 grievances with the oposite sex here. Turn offs, pet peeves and thing that you want to bitch about. Let's try too keep this as non emo as possible.
-If I ask a girl what kind of food do you like or do you have any idea of what you want to do, I better not hear "I don't know". Nothing makes me want to kick a girl in the head more than that. You have to like something.
-If girls can wear push up bras and makeup to look sexy then I can lie about my occupation to seem more appealing. A lie for a lie is only fair.
-Maybe not all guys suck/are assholes/want only sex. Maybe you just suck. I've been dumped but you don't hear me crying like a baby.
-If you're pretty and dumb then you aren't cute. You're annyoing. If you're just dumb that's fine. Just don't annoy me.
-You aren't that ugly/fat/stupid. Image isn't everything so stop comparing yourself to what you see on tv. I can't stand that kind of crap, the reason you(girls) don't look as good as _________(fill in the blank) movie star/singer is because the movie star/singer has a bottle of 3,000 shampoo, professonal everythings and photoshops every picture of herself. I'd say take pride in not having that.

[Coney_Island_n*gga1983]

people are people and we all do the same stupid shit, so i don't have any irks directed at just boys, and this stuff goes for everybody.

1. all talk and no walk? ghey.
2. chances are, i'm going to remember what you said/did when you (or we) were drunk, so don't think it's a free card to molest me and then pass it off as 'i was so shitfaced lolzz'
3. if you don't have a clue about oral sex, don't pretend you do
4. if you don't have a smigen of a sense of humor, i'm not going to talk to you
5. and sitting on the couch all day everyday after dropping out of johns hopkins in the second semester of your SENIOR YEAR does not qualify you for the human race, sorry

[Smiff]

equal opportunity grievances! directed at noone in particular

boys:
1. no saying i get less orgasms because "it's harder to get girls off!" that's dumb, and I have a rubber ducky that can manage, so you can too.
2. no complaining about girls not liking you if you persist upon being grumpy/smelly/playing videogames all the time
3. you're not allowed to tell us we're gaining weight and then getting annoyed when we call ourselves fat
4. girls don't want to be fuckbuddies usually, so don't make us sad by sleeping with us if you don't want anything further unless you are damn sure that we don't either
5. don't date evil girls because it just encourages their evilness

girls:
1.stop saying you're fat while you eat donuts or cake or whatever. either say you're fat, and take responsability, or eat the damn cake and grow fat and show your belly to the sun proudly
2.stop all chasing after the same boy and ignoring all the rest
3. no being cockteases
4. if you want a relationship with someone, don't agree to being fuckbuddies and then be all mopey all the time because that's annoying to me when i have to hear about it
5. don't date evil boys, see above

[Larry Flyntz]

1.Unless you really are fat, stop saying "I have to lose weight." And stop fighting me when I say "No you don't." That's like me giving you a compliment, and that doesn't happen often.

2. Don't ask "How are you?" if you don't care.

3. WTF is this going to the bathroom in packs thing? Just go pee. And don't giggle when someone asks "What were you talking about?"

4. Pleasure is a two-way street. From my limited experience and from talking with others, it seems guys are a lot more willing to pleasure girls, and I think that's fucked up.

5. Stop saying "no" when I offer you a dozen shots and/or my body.

[Infinite Jerkgrinders]

1. "Might" means "I may or may not," not "I definitely will,"  please don't mix the two.

2. Trap questions are the worst thing in the world. If you're going to interpret the answer pessimistically however it comes out, don't ask the fucking question.

3. I'm not a goddamn bartender; its cool to complain and bitch, as long as its not for two hours, without letting me say a damn thing other than "yeah" or "serioiusly" the entire time.  Every other day. As I said, complaining's fine, as long as you ask whats irking my life too, so it becomes a conversation, not a monolouge .

4. Crying in public is annoying and a downer for everyone. Don't do it. Pull yourself together, and talk about your problems (with #3 applying) like an adult when your ready.

5. Toughen up. Physically and Mentally.  Don't get offended if I call you a bitch or swear. I swear a lot. And don't go crazy if I shove you or my hand somehow comes in contact at a mild velocity.

[Coney_Island_n*gga1983]

eat the damn cake and grow fat and show your belly to the sun proudly

this happens quite a bit in our house

And don't go crazy if I beat the shit out of you and leave bruises up and down your body.

it's perfectly fine :)

[FAGGOT WATCHIN TRON]

4. Pleasure is a two-way street. From my limited experience and from talking with others, it seems guys are a lot more willing to pleasure girls, and I think that's fucked up.

I'm gonna go ahead and call BULLSHIT on that one there, my friend.  I can guaruntee you that there are WAY more women who have never had an orgasm (from sex or even otherwise) than there are men who have not.  The thing of it is, if you end up having sex, a guy is pretty going to get off no matter what.  The girl, probably not.  We ARE pleasuring you by allowing you to stick your cock in us. Therefore, it's only fucking fair the guy spend a little more time "pleasuring" his woman.  Also, any real man will enjoy giving the pleasure as much as he enjoys receiving it.

i don't have a list.  I just wanted to bitch about that.

[Larry Flyntz]

Also, any real man will enjoy giving the pleasure as much as he enjoys receiving it.

That's my point exactly. It seems men enjoy giving pleasure more than women do.

[Cowboyninja]

Also, any real man will enjoy giving the pleasure as much as he enjoys receiving it.

That's my point exactly. It seems men enjoy giving pleasure more than women do.

I think Flyntz means that guys are more willing to finger and give oral than women are to in return. I believe that to be true. Most girls I know find oral sex gross. However, most guys I know have no problem going down on a girl.

Now I'm no Mike Jeffers(I hope you get the thread reference) but I have had enough encounters to back these claims. Even when I put in the work and get the female off, most the time she fails to reciprocate.

[Coney_Island_n*gga1983]

I think Flyntz means that guys are more willing to finger and give oral than women are to in return. I believe that to be true. Most girls I know find oral sex gross.

Then you know the wrong girls, m'dear. It's not gross to me at all, but I will admit that (most times) if they don't ask I won't offer. That isn't to say I haven't spent an hour slurping some guy's dong before, either. I guess the only way to put it is that if the guy means enough to me and I respect him enough, I'll get on my knees no questions asked. However, that hasn't happened in about three years.

And then there's the equal opportunity orgasm thing, too. Y'all can just pop it in and go, but I can count the number of times I've gotten off from just being fucked on one tenticle, so hothotpot's correct on that one.

However, most guys I know have no problem going down on a girl.

And most girls I know have no problem going down on a girl either. :)

[TheOfficer]

What the fuck girls are you assholes talking to? Most girls I know love sucking cock. And do so regularly.
While a lot of guys, not all DON'T GET UPPITY, are much more grossed out by tonguing some twat.
I've also, until recently, never met boys who are perfectly willing to go down on a girl before sticking her. I.E. they cum, she does not because everyones usually sleepy after some raunchy, dirty lovin'.

ALL I'M SAYING IS THERE IS SOME MISCOMMUNICATION BETWEEN THE GENDERS, let us bridge this gap.

These can go for everyone as well.

1. If you want good relationships with people, put forth effort. Stop sitting around on your asses and expecting friendship and love to fall into your lap. Treat people with kindness and respect.
2. Pretty much everyone has said this already but..If you're going to talk to me about your problems, I am generally going to listen and try to help as best I can. Reciprocate plx. Likewise, if you don't want to listen to me bitch..tell me so. Don't harbor secret bitterness and anger, that will come out in an argument sometime down the road, towards me for my bitching and complaining if you tell me to go for it.
3. People should be nice to one another, this means strangers. Its really not that hard to not be a douche bag. Smile at someone once in a while, it makes the world a better place. We do not have to be jaded assfucks.
4. Sometimes I need alone time, that should be ok. Please don't take it personally.
5. Optimism is not silly. I don't care if your dad just exploded in front of you, try to pull yourself out of that pit of fucking despair. Half of escaping depression is realizing that life will go on and cracking a smile.

[Cowboyninja]

5. Optimism is not silly. I don't care if your dad just exploded in front of you, try to pull yourself out of that pit of fucking despair. Half of escaping depression is realizing that life will go on and cracking a smile.

I hate when people do that kind of shit. My friend complains almost everytime we talk about how she sucks at life because she has had a few bad relationships. It's like come on, you're 20. You have another 50 or so years, shut the fuck up. Life is not over.

[aeg5014]

1. Hitting me. I don't think its cute when you punch me and giggle afterwards.
2. Crying when I hit you. I'm tapping you, stop saying it hurts...I don't care if you're bleeding and bruised.
3. Calling other women hot and not wanting to have a threesome. Tease!
4. Not saying whats on your mind. I'm not interpreting "pass the salt" as "you're a fuckin asshole, I don't know why you don't treat me better, and worst of all I don't know why I'm with you, and I know you won't get this message even though I said pass the salt with a little bit of an attitude and smiled afterwards. Don't you know me at all?"
#5!. Talking to me and then leaving suddenly to talk to some other guy with no notice, just to come back and pretend like nothing happened. I don't care if there's no romance involved, its just rude!

[Rhino......................]

Aeg, ladies and gentlemen.

[Smiff]

Aeg:   If you wanted to never have any girl on this board hit on you ever, congratulations. Mission Accomplished!

[Coney_Island_n*gga1983]

hahaha

[aeg5014]

Aeg:  If you wanted to never have any girl on this board hit on you ever, congratulations. Mission Accomplished

There are girls on this board? Besides Ginger? Aw jeez, looks like I have to turn gay now, gosh darnit, I was hoping to be straight.





btw for those who don't get it, i'm joking about the above.

[Smiff]

I am a girl, and so's The Officer, and so is Carly, and Zoe.

hey dan: vaginas ahoy!!

[Rhino......................]

btw for those who don't get it, i'm joking about the above.

Oh Aegie I will miss you. :frown:

[TheOfficer]

Summer, don't spread lies. I know how much you want to keep my thick cock to yourself, but the other ladies have to know.