Five worthless facts you still remember from lower education

[Rhino......................]

5. "Quid est nomen tibi?" is one way to ask "What is your name?" in Latin
4. Eli Whitney invented the Cotton Gin
3. FOIL
2. Excessive bulimia might erode your tooth enamel.
1. John Locke and Thomas Hobbes were so similar that many historians speculate they were in fact one entity, which shared one brain over two deformed bodies. While one man spoke, the other vomited uncontrolably as the two vessels fought for control of the brain.

[Shire Le Buff]

1. Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally
2. Precum can't get a gal pregnant. - True!
3. Indians are called Indians because Christopher Columbus is stupid.
4. Doppler effect.
5. George Washington could crack walnuts with his bare hands.

[Larry Flyntz]

1. The French verbs that are conjugated with etre in the passe compose: (ahem) Aller, venir, entrer, sortir, monter, descendre, arriver, rester, partir, retourner, tomber, mourir, and naitre. Also, the de- and re- forms of each of those. There is a song we used to remember them.

2. "Maitre corbeau sur un arbre perche, tenait en son bec un fromage. Maitre renard par l'odeur alleche, lui tint a pue pres ce langage..." Another stupid French song. Although, it had no real use, so maybe it shouldn't count.

3. Sorry to steal one of yours, Dave, but I will never forget FOIL.

4. White people hate, have always hated, and will always hate black people.

5. The first president of the United States was John Hanson, not George Washington. Everyone forgets that lapse in judgment that was the Articles of Confederation, but I remember! Thank you, Mr. Hancock. You inspired me greatly.

[الله أكبر]

1) Ovid's Latin poetry was written in dactylic hexameter.
2) The Holy Roman Empire is regarded as the First Reich.
3) The destruction of the battleship "Maine" during the Spanish-American War was actually an ammunition malfunction.
4) The square root of negative one = i.
5) Stoichiometry is the process of balancing chemical equations. And it sucks.

[Cowboyninja]

5.Never Eat Shredded Wheat/North East South West
4.Marco Polo isn't just a game you play in the pool
3.FACE and Every Good Boy Does Fine
2.Having a Jewish kid in your class meant their mother would come in and tell you all about Hannakah
1.The cool kids sat in the back of the bus