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Ted Haggart Tries His Hand at Marketing

Thursday, March 15th, 2007

I was kicking back, watching some infomercials the other day, as I am wont to do, and I was shocked to see none other than former leader of the National Association of Evangelicals, Reverend Ted Haggard, appear on screen. For those of you who are out of the loop, there is a “former” preceding that title because in November of 2006, it was discovered that Mr. Haggard, in addition to saving souls, also enjoyed Crystal Meth and male prostitutes.

I’m sorry; that’s misleading. It was only one male prostitute.
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That’s a tasty metaphor-burger!

Friday, February 16th, 2007

A Celebration of Santorum

Thursday, November 9th, 2006

Get Rid of the Penny

Tuesday, October 24th, 2006

Indie Fucks

Friday, May 12th, 2006