Posts by Omnicommie:
Ethan Parry’s Workout Plan
January 23rd, 2008Ethan Patrick Parry: Yes hello Dan, we will be working out, yes you are coming?
Daniel Robert Delaney: Yes of course, you read my mind, I have a glutton of fat and I am for the fat men to laugh at. Who will ever love me!
Ethan Patrick Parry: No fear for you to have, please make haste and follow me to the terminal.
Daniel Robert Delaney: Ho!
Chocolate Debacle
May 1st, 2007The comics in the campus paper here at the University of Pittsburgh can really, really suck some times. Even the writing can be comicly bad.
Fortunately, there are a handful of good writers. They submit their work to a public with high expectations. They know that anything less than the best will have their heads chopped off and their bodies thrown to the lions. The same lions that haunt frat parties and survive only on canned light beer.
Sometimes, a Russel Crowe type character will emerge from these gladiators of ink and paper. They will bring forth justice, entertainment, and most importantly, the anger of an organized religion. Kondrad Klinkner, I salute you. We salute you.
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Hard News: Soft Arnold
April 19th, 2007Recently, the mayor of California and famous action hero, Arnold Schwarzenegger, spoke at a conference addressing the climate, and how to make it hip.
Dan’s Pick of the Week - 04/15/07
April 15th, 2007Crystal King - Daitokai
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SP Test Traxxx #2
March 30th, 2007This track is more of a finished work than a test track, but I was so pleased with its outcome, that I decided it deserved it’s own update.
One night, as I was enjoying a bit of night air on my back porch, I could hear my neighbor strumming three chords over and over again. Simple melodies always get stuck in my head on loop. It happens with commercials, creaking signs and cricket chirps. This time was no different. I went back inside and sat down at my computer. With the little melody in mind, I opened Garageband, plugged in my keyboard and started to play the chord with different voices. I chose electric piano, an instrument I play around with a lot. I recorded a solid loop for the keyboards and started to record the vocals. For whatever reason, the lyrics to this song came very naturally. They were all off the top of my head and to my surprise, work very well.
For a week or two, I played around wih vocal harmonies, hand claps and assorted drum loops. I had done all that I could think of, but the song was missing a soul and a skeleton. I instant messaged Eamonn, and asked him if he would work on the song with me. He did and it is more than I could have hoped for.
The end.
Space Pirate Podcast #6: HAM Radio Hotzone
March 26th, 2007Space Pirate Podcast #6: HAM Radio Hotzone
A once in a lifetime glimpse into the exciting world of HAM Radio users. On the INTERNET.
Dan’s Environment and Other Things
March 22nd, 2007This is Dan scrounging for material. 
Dan’s Pick of the Week: WAIT BUSTA WAIT
March 20th, 2007I remember as a teen and seeing Busta Rhymes on MTV and thinking that he was part of some rapper fad that I would never understand. He was crazy, goofy, colorful and an amazing lyricist. So, I put his memory in the storgae bin in my brain of musical garbage that I’ll most likely never use. Well, the Mom in my brain must have had a yard sale and rummaged through that bin, and then the kid that lives in my brain came home from school and was all like “Mom, what the hell, you’re going to sell this? This is awesome.” Then the kid took it (Busta Rhymes) upstairs and investigated what he had just saved. This is what that kid found:
In Fire It Up, Busta gets abducted by some people who hold him hostage until a dystopian future, where he explores this 1984-ish wasteland (supposedly 2012) with the help of the NightRider theme song.
In Gimme Some Mo, Busta pretends to be in a cartoon where he terrorizes his hot Mom. He becomes a cowboy, a cop, a business man and a muscle man. Busta’s message to viewers:
Even though we getting money you can
Gimme some more
With the cars and the big crib
Gimme some more
Everybody spread love
Gimme some more
If you want it let me hear you say
Gimme some more
Finally, in Put Your hands Where My Eyes Can See, Busta is an affluent mansion owner. He participates in such activites as sparring, neon tribal dancing, running down a hallway with his elephant, and having his teeth brushed for him.
Jael Brake
March 14th, 2007A story by me and Davey.
To be continued…
Space Pirate Podcast #5: Good Forum Bad Forum
March 5th, 2007Space Pirate Podcast #5: Good Forum Bad Forum
After a recent bad experience on the internet, Ethan and I decided to make a podcast that reflected the event in he same vein as the Animaniacs “Good Idea, Bad Idea.”
Blood Monsoon II
March 1st, 2007This film (not yet rated) hearlded a new era of quality within the movie making industry. Stellar camera work, soul-shaking acting performances and out of this world special effects have cemented this movie in the heart of the human psyche. Many can find influences from Kubrick, Spielberg and Scorsese. This movie gets two thumbs, way up!
See the preiview here.
Space Pirate Podcast #4: MYSTERY BOX CONTEST
February 27th, 2007Space Pirate Podcast #4: MYSTERY BOX CONTEST
This particular MP3 encoded sound treat features the winner of the Mystery Box, Seth Rickards. Ethan and I interview him and also make lots of fart and poop jokes. Standard fare, really.
What happened to the third podcast? I’ll tell you what happned to it! Right at the end of this podcast. You have to listen to the whole thing to find out.
Mystery Box Contest! - The Aftermath
February 25th, 2007Seth, winner of the Mystery Box Contest, received his prize earlier this weekend!
A Very Big Thing
February 19th, 2007
SP Test Traxxx #1
February 8th, 2007Welcome to our newest feature, a showcase for musicians who frequent the messageboard. The maiden featured MP3 is done by eamonnforkill. Individually, he’s known as EDD, but Eamonn Donnelly also writes music and plays bass for the Robotniks, a band focused in Baltimore that includes our own Dave Randle (lead vocalist).
