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Ethan Parry’s Workout Plan

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Ethan Patrick Parry: Yes hello Dan, we will be working out, yes you are coming?

Daniel Robert Delaney: Yes of course, you read my mind, I have a glutton of fat and I am for the fat men to laugh at. Who will ever love me!

Ethan Patrick Parry: No fear for you to have, please make haste and follow me to the terminal.

Daniel Robert Delaney: Ho!


Ethan Patrick Parry: Heard of Heath Ledger’s remorse… what a sad thing to be done. May his soul be up in the air like a young woman’s dress!

Daniel Robert Delaney: Here is our stop, get off good old comrade, else the day will fade like the pagan Gods of yore.

Ethan Patrick Parry: We must now enter the den of naked burly men. Perhaps we’ll catch wind of the match, yes, the match last night, that match that was on during our studies. Our hour of studies was at hand… PLEASE GET CHANGED DANIEL, WE HAVE TO HURRY TO THE WEIGHTED ROOM.

Daniel Robert Delaney: Friend, what is this machine that is made of wire and cylinders? That lady seems to have the trick of this whole dog, but she will be the bitch soon enough! Hahaha!

Ethan Patrick Parry: Indeed! Perhaps later her love is to go unto us and unto you but in the way that the televised oiled people have at it… Maybe she will be in the bind! Who knows after all!

Daniel Robert Delaney: Time for more than a pair of upsits now. May you count on me, I am lazy in that way and I must focus on my center-hock.

Ethan Patrick Parry: Please to be centering on your center-hock, it is the one who pleases all, even those who use the bathroom in their own clothing.

Daniel Robert Delaney: You jest too heartily. Think of my center-hock.

Ethan Patrick Parry: That’s what she said.

THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID

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