Look it’s high time we had a Bible story
Written by Davey Gravy
The depredation and racialism profiling taking place inside our humble Internet community is appalling. Children today are being raised to believe in the lies and whims of gentiles and Romans. 7 out of 13 children each day die of intentionally swallowing spiders in their sleep. The Pope is forced to sit in a giant, transparent, rolling jack-in-the-box. His holy proclamations can only be heard if we choose to turn the holy crank until it gets to the part where the nightmarish spring clown pops out only instead of a clown it’s holy proclamations. I’m speaking figuratively of course. The Pope is no nightmarish clown. He is a kind and gentle beast. It is we who have mocked the teachings of our Lord God Almighty on his Golden Thrown of Glory. And thus, I think it is high time we had a little history lesson.
Open your Bibles to Jonah, Chapter Fish and read along with this illustrated guide to the classic story of truth and faith, and mostly whales.
Also here is a picture you might enjoy.
