Wherein I ruthlessly mock pictures of my Facebook friends
Written by Davey Gravy
Actually, it’s pronounced “Anime”
And this fucking idiot looks at me straight in the eye and goes, “Who’s Jordy Laforge you fat fuck?”
Good evening, fair maiden. Permit me to gaze a moment upon your radient beauty.
Mom, take some pictures of us in the driveway before we leave. There is no rush, as we have no dates.
Relax and enjoy yourselves, ladies. There’s plenty of platonic cuddle to go around.
Oh my sweet lord yes.
Now entering Thugzville: population US.
‘M A CRAZY GUY! I’M A CRAZY GUY! RUBBER CHICKENS RUBBER CHICKENS RUBBER CHICKENS I’M SO FUCKIN CRAZY!!!!!
