Recently, the mayor of California and famous action hero, Arnold Schwarzenegger, spoke at a conference addressing the climate, and how to make it hip.
Among many uplifting ideas on how to make Johnny Q. Northfacejacket to recycle his Red Bull cans, Arnold addressed the comments on how he owns a fleet of the Hummer vehicles, which he helped poularlize.
“We don’t really want to go and take away the ‘muscle’ cars, the Hummers and the SUVs, because that’s a formula for failure, what we have to do is make those cars more environmentally muscular.”
According to BBC article linked earlier in this update, Arnold has gone so far as to make all his Hummers “run on bio-fuel and hydrogen.” Now, I’m not sure if these chemicals are like Gasoline Light, or Gasoline Zero or Diet Cherry Vanilla Gasoline, but I do know that this action is telling us something about changes to come in the future. Arnold is going soft! So what can we expect?
Arnold plans to co-star in a Cameran Diaz romantic comedy in 2008
Arnold will get sick of Gears of War and trade in his XBox 360 for a Wii
He plans to start an initiative to replace all movie theatres in California with opera houses
Arnold will create and run the first Californian all male glee club
Arnold will swear off all meat products and become an “Omega-Vegan”
He plans to eliminate his music collection and replace it with one copy of Yanni’s “Live at the Acropolis”
Arnold plans to switch from “freeballin’ it” to “tighty-whities”
He will send a large bouquet of roses to the other 49 governors, and a muffin basket to Dick Cheyney
He will dissolve all of his fire arms in purple lavendar scented acid
For every cigar that Arnold has smoked, he plans to give the equivalent puppies to deserving orphans
JUST KIDDING ARNOLD WILL FUCK YOU UP
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