Rhyme Enzyme
Written by Omnicommie
This will be the first post of many in which David Randle and Dan Delaney flex their word muscles to create delightful rap ditties.
Dan: DAVE LETS RAP
Dan: Cause i aint seen a good shower in about three or four days
Dave: I got fiddy seven chevrons and a bottle of glaze
Dan: i got a mercenary’s heart and a pretty pink vase
Dave: Why’s this blue jelly shit all over mah face?
Dan: well wait a second davey you gotta be polite
Dave: man I ain’t got time ta bleed only got time ta bite
Dan: youse a hungry mother fucker, no doubt about that
Dave: sucka all these chimichongas gonna make me fat
Dan: HA HA HA, we are a joke creating duo
Dave: I crashed my motherfuckin pod like fuckin Mars Guo
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Dave: dinosaur betty had a rap that tore her
Dan: all of her dino friends simply adored her
Dave: but I ain’t layin eggs to propagate the sands of time
Dan: illegal protein use will merit a hefty time fine
Dave: pteredactyl tyrants be droppin dey bombs
Dan: till they gotta own up to their prehistoric moms
Dave: now every thunderlizard in the club’s extinct
Dan: all dinosaurs be out the window save the kitchen sink
Dave: yo dan delaney I gots fossils ta dig
Dan: well that’s what we do! we a fossil findin’ crew!
Dave: so slide me some bones an’ I’ll dance you a jig
Dan: a dance that’s so true! dino jig through and through
Dave: yo yo yo somebody gimme a word from the dino crypt
Dan: a word that you’ve heard? like roar, smash, eat or space comet?
Dave: nah raptah I’m talkin a word what we ain’t never let slipped
Dan: davey im not sure i follow can i get a hint or a tip?
Dave: I’m talkin DINOTOPIA
Dan: DINO
Dave: DINO TOPIA
Dan: DINO
Dave: DINO motherfuckin TOPIA
Dan: AWWWWWWWWW DINO TOPIA
Dave: everybody get down to the perfect dinociety
Dan: of t-rex pornography they have a calliope
Dave: it’s a place with no extinction of any variety
Dan: joe the single celled organism is their oldest retiree
Dave: hey darwin, what’s up bro what’s happenin
Dan: survival of the fittest, predator and prey and all that
Dave: now all these herbivores dey give me a bad rap
Dan: tell those plant eating pussies what im about to say
Dan: you gotta devour they bones all night and all day
Dan: this is the plan, this is the way
Dan: the scientific community gave me the “OK”
