Re: Is anyone else having problems viewing the main page?
Written by Davey Gravy
- From the forums (The_Dread_Pirate_Randle)
Except from me. My access to the ole’ interweb of late has been somewhat lax, and I don’t have my own computer, so I won’t be able to upload anything myself. If I update at all any time in the next few months, I’ll probably have to write the update over a period of weeks and send it to someone who isn’t completely useless. But since you won’t be reading any of my updates for a while, here’s the standard formula for all of them thus far so. They’re all basically this, anyway:
Bad Pun of a Title
So today I had to [insert trivial everyday task that everyone has to do at some point] and it was so hard! [insert several paragraphs that overexcentuate how hard it was with elaborate exaggerations; phrases such as “raptor cage” are recommended]
My life is so hard. [insert an example such as “my simple well-paying job is too hard, I cause accidents on the road, I don’t like getting immunizations, etc.]
[relate all above statements to the fact that I don’t like Episodes I or II and spend the rest of the update bitching about that.]
[include throughout any of the following pictures with amusing captions: the face of an unfortunate soul whose name I happened to google search for explosions Jango Fett Admiral Ackbar pretty much anything from Sister Act II: Back In the Habit]
There. That should hold you over for a while.
