I Hate Blue Dad
May 8th, 2008 - Written by Davey GravyEthan Parry’s Workout Plan
January 23rd, 2008 - Written by OmnicommieEthan Patrick Parry: Yes hello Dan, we will be working out, yes you are coming?
Daniel Robert Delaney: Yes of course, you read my mind, I have a glutton of fat and I am for the fat men to laugh at. Who will ever love me!
Ethan Patrick Parry: No fear for you to have, please make haste and follow me to the terminal.
Daniel Robert Delaney: Ho!
Look it’s high time we had a Bible story
November 29th, 2007 - Written by Davey GravyThe depredation and racialism profiling taking place inside our humble Internet community is appalling. Children today are being raised to believe in the lies and whims of gentiles and Romans. 7 out of 13 children each day die of intentionally swallowing spiders in their sleep. The Pope is forced to sit in a giant, transparent, rolling jack-in-the-box. His holy proclamations can only be heard if we choose to turn the holy crank until it gets to the part where the nightmarish spring clown pops out only instead of a clown it’s holy proclamations. I’m speaking figuratively of course. The Pope is no nightmarish clown. He is a kind and gentle beast. It is we who have mocked the teachings of our Lord God Almighty on his Golden Thrown of Glory. And thus, I think it is high time we had a little history lesson.
Open your Bibles to Jonah, Chapter Fish and read along with this illustrated guide to the classic story of truth and faith, and mostly whales. Read the rest of this entry »
Red
September 12th, 2007 - Written by Davey GravyRed from doopdoopdoop on Vimeo.
I had to make a video for the color red, so I made this. Also, I’m storing my stuff on Vimeo now. THIS IS A TEST YOU ARE THE SUBJECT
Wherein I ruthlessly mock pictures of my Facebook friends
August 31st, 2007 - Written by Davey Gravy
Mits’ Pick of the Week 5/14/07
May 14th, 2007 - Written by MitsBy far, one of the most fucked up songs I’ve ever heard in my life. Aphex Twin makes liberal use of overdriven vocals. The vocals are backed by a drum n’ bass beat that is all over the place and a fuzzy melody. All I can discern from the lyrics is screaming about the need for souls…as for the video itself, it’s got that whole possessed-children thing down pat.
Enjoy.
